Here are a few more punky vegan animal exploitation cliche remixes. Some real factory farmed, inhumanely slaughtered, chicken soup for the soul…
“That was the straw you so dickishly placed on the already obviously overburdened camel, thus breaking the poor animal’s back.”
“Don’t move my cheese! Because you already exploited the cow to get the milk for the cheese, so it’s kind of adding insult to injury to be quite honest!”
“Shooting innocent fish while they’re swimming around, minding their own business, is fine—but it just seems too simple to do when they’re in a barrel.”
Can’t promise I’m done, but I’m done for now!